Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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