Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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