That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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