My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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