you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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