Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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