I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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