We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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