the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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