READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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