You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just found puke in my bra..
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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