Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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