There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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