she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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