You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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