careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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