My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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