Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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