i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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