I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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