Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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