That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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