You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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