That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Randomize
