We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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