I don't think brook has ever known best
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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