She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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