If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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