he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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