just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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