listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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