Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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