sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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