TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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