Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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