Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize