Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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