; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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