your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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