i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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