TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Boobs speak an international language.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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