I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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