He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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