Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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