Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Nobody cheats on THIS.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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