You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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