i think my tv is drunk
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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