4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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