You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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