she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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