How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Are we still banned from the library?
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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