that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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