You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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