dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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