Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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