How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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