I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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