is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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