For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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