Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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