i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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