do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
