i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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