i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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